In honor of the 60 million (and growing) citizens of Grilled Nation who have tried KFC's new Kentucky Grilled Chicken, KFC issued a letter to the United Nations Secretary General requesting that Grilled Nation "earn a seat" at the international organization's table. The letter also requested that Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon call a special one-hour lunch break so that members of the UN can "UNThink" their usual lunch routine and try new Kentucky Grilled Chicken (KGC).
Seriously? SERIOUSLY? I thought this was a joke at first but I'm pretty sure this is the actual press release so, unfortunately, guess not.
Yes, in a world where people kill each other, kill their neighbors and loved ones, over food, religion, politics, freedom, equality, rights, etc., THIS is the issue the UN needs to be worrying about. Absolutely. Nail on the head, KFC, thanks for making America once again look AWESOME and totally in tune with reality.
Holy crap. This would be like giving Jared from Subway a senate seat. Insane.
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